The official release date for my new book is May 1st, but there have already been confirmed sightings of The Giant Robot Zombie Mermaid in the wild. So... RUN FOR YOUR LIFE into your nearest book store and grab a copy of Epic Fail Tales: Attack Of The Giant Robot Zombie Mermaid, written and illustrated by me. Published by Scholastic. It's The Little Mermaid... with bite! Guaranteed: No Sloppy Kissing, No Handsome Princes and No Happily Ever Afters!
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the library...
Epic Fail Tales: Attack of the Giant Robot Zombie Mermaid is on its way!
Hitting all good book stores on the 1st of May, this is a retelling of The Little Mermaid with bite! Anyone with "BRAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSS" is advised to start running now!